| How will I die? Your Result: You will die while having sex. Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny. | |
| You will die of boredom. | |
| You will die in a car accident. | |
| You will die in your sleep. | |
| You will be murdered. | |
| You will die while saving someone's life. | |
| You will die in a nuclear holocaust. | |
| You will die from a terminal illness. | |
| How will I die? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz | |
Time for a quiz!
- Pick 15 of your favourite movies
- Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie
- Post them for everyone to guess
- Strike out the line when someone guesses correctly, put who guessed it, and the movie
- NO CHEATING! NO GOOGLING/IMDB SEARCH or social networking sites!
Here we go!
[Character 1]: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, [Character 1], haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
[Character 2]: And?
[Character 1]: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
brian_deoberon Zoolander
- [Character 1]: Did somebody say fish? I haven't been fed all day!
[Character 2]: Eat floor.
[Throws [Character 1] down]
[Character 2]: High fiber.
- Blessed... disciples of Hippocrates. My heart is torn in two. It aches with guilt from my abominable crimes, yet it is filled with love for this... sanctuary, this place of healing, and it sings with Beethoven's immortal "Ode To Joy" where all men... become... brothers!
- I love being bathed in the sink - such a feeling of security.
- This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar... walks to the bartender and says...” Bartender, I got a bet for you. I'll bet you $300 that I can piss... into that glass over there... and not spill a drop." The bartender looks at the glass. It's like 10 feet away. He says...”You're telling me you'll bet me $300... that you can piss, standing here... into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says: "That's right." Bartender says, "You've got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's thinking about the glass. He's thinking about the glass. Thinking about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. Then he lets it rip. He pisses all over the place. He pisses on the bar. He pisses on the stools, on the floor, the phone. On the bartender! He's pissing everywhere EXCEPT the fucking glass! Bartender's laughing. He's $300 richer. He's like... piss dripping off his face. He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300... puta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. There's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go. $300." The bartender's like...”Why are you so happy? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "See those guys over there? I just bet them $500 APIECE... that I could piss on your bar... your floor, your phone, and piss on you... and not only would you not be mad about it... you'd be happy."
Will ya look at thaat! Oooooh, those hookers let ya dowwnn hehehehe... What're you gonna do when ya run outta gas? Call Triple A? You ssucker for the babes, you... You ain't even gonna make itt to The Pitsskatys777 Sin City
Stop that laughing. You know what happens when you can't stop laughing? One of these days, you're gonna die laughing.brian_deoberon Who Framed Roger Rabbit
I'll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper... and some cheesefoolheart Anchorman
If you deny me my wedding night... I shall be with you on yours!brian_deoberon Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
I know I've been odd, and I know that there are many forces at work telling me to bring these down here to you, but I brought these for you because... I want you.foolheart Stranger Than Fiction
- Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. Are you a dummy?
- [Character 1]: Don't go.
[Character 2]: Oh, my. What happened to you?
[Character 1]: I'm not finished.
[Character 1]: I remember you being a lot bigger.
[Character 2]: To a ten-year-old I'm Huge.foolheart Hook
- I have but one claw, but beware!
- You are here:NE
- Feels like:
that took forever!
On my way home from work this morning, I chanced upon the body of a possum. It wasn’t moving, and I immediately thought it was dead. I continued on my way home, thinking of the critter when I suddenly stopped and thought “what if it’s playing itself?”
I retraced my steps to look upon the still form of the creature I’d passed only moments before… and it wasn’t there!
Just kidding.
It was dead all right. I wondered what this meant. Satisfied I hadn’t succumbed to any stupid possum tricks, I continued on my journey.
That wasn’t the only animal I’d encounter on my route. I saw several squirrels skittering about. I didn’t take notice of them too much. They did me, however, and quickly shot off for the safety only trees can provide. I thought about these paranoid rodents. I guess it’s how they survive. I can’t imagine humans taking off as soon as something strange or larger than themselves enters their range of sight. That’d just be counterproductive to society and civilisation. The more I pondered these flighty mammals, I took note of their size. They seem awfully big. They reminded me of typical RPG cave/sewer rats that serve as sword fodder for a budding adventurer. If only they’d approach me instead of fleeing from me, I’d hack them to bits with my… oh right, I don’t have anything equipped.
I guess it’s for the better then.
I should probably get some sleep…
- You are here:Nebraska
- Feels like:
it's going to be a long day
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Your combination of being both silly and scary is what makes you appealing. It just cracks people up when they see you goof around at one time, and stare people down at another time. Your unpredictability may confuse some, annoy some, and amuse others, but whatever happens, you're too caught up with your own thing to conform to other people's standards. Besides that, the id seems to be the dominant force in your mind (the part of the mind which demands immediate gratification). |
| Which Soul Calibur character are you? |
| this quiz was made by david park |
Although I prefer Voldo, this will have to do
- You are here:Texas
- Sounds like:Still more Ratatat
| Your Rising Sign is Pisces |
 Dreaming and introspective, you're often lost in your thoughts. Which is okay by you... your inner world is pretty damn awesome. And while you are inwardly confident, sometimes you seem a bit unsure. People often handle you more delicately than they need to. You love luxury, and even if you're a bit broke, you want things to look "rich." Mysterious and demure, you keep secrets about yourself to remain an enigma. |
| Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius |
 You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely. You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly. And your philosophical side always peeks through. Star wars character you are most like: Yoda |
| You Are Flan Pocky |
 Your attitude: modern and offbeat East meets west... sweet meets salty. You're a pro at bringing unusual combos together! |
| You Are From Mercury |
 You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable - and it shows. You probably never leave home without your cell phone! You're witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you. You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer. Be careful not to talk your friends' ears off, and temper your need to know everything. |
- You are here:Texas
- Feels like: from the stars
- You are here:Nebraska
- Feels like: huh, thanks, Beth
- You are here:Nebraska
Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
this quiz was made by Lori Fury
- You are here:Nebraska
- Feels like:
me? Really?
- You are here:Nebraska
Your Type is ESFP |
Extraverted | Sensing | Feeling | Perceiving |
Strength of the preferences % | |||
33 | 38 | 25 | 33 |
Portrait of an ESFP - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
(Extraverted Sensing with Introverted Feeling)
(Extraverted Sensing with Introverted Feeling)
You are:
· moderately expressed extravert
· moderately expressed sensing personality
· moderately expressed feeling personality
· moderately expressed perceiving personality
( The Performer )
The analysis is all right, but it kind of makes me sound like a dog, or a puppy. I just love people!
- You are here:Nebraska
- Feels like: Well, I guess it's true
- Sounds like:shuffle
I’d take this test, but I’m too indecisive. Perhaps one day when I can absolutely decide, I’ll take it and post the results. It’s the one based on Jung and Myers-Briggs typology. Maybe you guys can take it for yourselves and see what kind of people you all are. I wonder what kind of person I am… Remember, take the test, then check your results.
My pirate name is:
Mad Roger Rackham
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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- You are here:Texas
- Feels like:
arr!
The Everything Test
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)
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| Politics Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 77% of the time. | Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 88% less than the U.S. average. |
| If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13. By the way, your hottness rank is 74%, hotter than 97% of other test takers. |
TAKE THE TEST
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- You are here:Nebraska
- Feels like:
haven't done one in a while - Sounds like:Born, Bond's first album
 | You scored as Orange. Orange is energising, warm and loving and this is just like you. You love people, are always surrounded by many friends and tend appreciate and help them whenever you can. You also like to stand out and at first impressions come of as a lovable person. Most people adore you.
Which Colour Represents You??? created with QuizFarm.com |
- You are here:Nebraska
- Feels like: not bad
- Sounds like:Ladies & Gentlemen The Best Of George Michael (For the Feet)
You are Dr. Doom
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Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity. |
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz
I'm trying to take fewer quizzes, seeing as how I really cluttered up my page the last half of the year. We'll see how long that lasts.
- You are here:Nebraska
- Feels like: acceptable
Aw, damn it! It says I need "The Sinner Guide". Ladies, and gentlemen, I, one Noel Yuri-Bermúdez, am going to hell.
- You are here:Nebraska
- Feels like: busy week and end
- Sounds like:silence... wait, why don't I have any music on?
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Moderate |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
Well, I guess I'm just a terrible person...
- You are here:Texas
- Feels like:
I didn't think I was THAT bad - Sounds like:whir
| The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average LJer |
| Community Attachment | 13.98% You have one or two loyal pals on LJ... But you probably have better things to do with your time. | 22.57% |
| MemeSheepage | 26.32% Easily amused | 27.88% |
| Original Content | 27.42% Monthly bitch sessions and occasional movie reviews | 37.81% |
| Psychodrama Quotient | 6.02% Warning: Can Flame When Necessary | 16.72% |
| Attention Whoring | 22.73% You do a little dance whenever someone friends you | 20.63% |
- You are here:Nebraska
- Feels like: man, this took a while...
| You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life�s pleasures as much as you can. �Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!� More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com |
- You are here:Nebraska
- Feels like:
hmmm...
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